I never wanted anybody for myself

Eat yourself, turkey bones

One for one and tea for two

And three is me

I’m watching you, oh boy.

 

There’s no business like Joe business

There’s no business I know

Slide your life away

Is suicide, is suicide,

Is Suez

 

Look at the fat man

Dressed in black leather

You’ve just got to laugh man

He’s a sixty eighter, lately

She’s his bendy baby man

 

I never wanted anybody for myself

Eat yourself, turkey bones

One for one and tea for two

And three is me

I’m watching you, oh boy.

 

There’s no business like Joe business

There’s no business I know

Slide your life away

Is suicide, is suicide,

Is Suez

 

Look at the fat man

Dressed in black leather

You’ve just got to laugh man

He’s a sixty eighter, lately

She’s his bendy baby man

Like a leather, baby man

Like a business man, man

Like a dental surgeon man

He will rip your teeth out

You can

Turkey bones

Turkey bones

Turkey bones

Turkey bone